One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”
get it girl
(Source: lvmrsmn, via where-havealltheflowers-gone)
11:58 am • 15 May 2013 • 261,924 notes
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11:56 am • 15 May 2013 • 2,413 notes
Oh… well, thank you tumblr for making me realise I might actually have a slight anxiety issue… because this totally explains me.
I’m so glad I’m not this bad about it anymore. Balls.
Describes me haha fml
11:56 am • 15 May 2013 • 44,303 notes
||Internet friends aren't real friends
||Oh and friends who talk shit behind my back and never invite me to anything are real friends?
11:55 am • 15 May 2013 • 25,647 notes